Okay, quit whining. You'll be fine. They'll have EMTs on staff.
EMTs?! Am I going to die?
Knock it off you baby.
Okay, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Ok, now I'm ready to do it. I'm ready to jump in but I'm going to need everyone's help to get me over the mountain.
Polar Plunge 2013 is a great charitable event for Special Olympics Minnesota. My lodge, Corinthian Lodge No. 67, is fielding a team of crazy... intrepid brothers who are going to jump into the freezing cold water of Crystal Lake in Burnsville. Our team name: The Stonecutters. The jump will be on February 23rd. The actual plunge starts at 2:30 pm but I'm unsure when my team will be jumping. There will be a free shuttle going back and forth from Brunswick Bowl in Lakeville just so you can avoid the parking snares that may occur.
If you would like to donate, just visit our team page and pick any of the team members to donate. We're all swell guys and would really appreciate your support in this extremely worthy cause.
I think I can, I think I can.